Now my parents want me to have a cell phone just because I was away every time they called in the last 3 days. Sigh...

Being the only one who has the church's key in the entire fellowship sort of sucks.

I find the following episode summary from a game show website to be pretty funny (then again, it's probably just me):

Valerie Mikita, a one-time human puppet, was arguably the best contestant interrogator yet on Court TV's Fake Out. Unfortunately, she still could not read between the lines of ex-FBI agent Jack Trimarco's story in Friday night's final interrogation and missed a chance at $20,000. Mikita was convinced Trimarco was lying about having to wear goggles because a television set was rigged with explosives in the studio. Her questions were sharp. She went after Trimarco with elaborative inquiries and was convinced he failed to look her in the eye sufficiently to be telling the truth. He was. Trimarco handed Mikita a remote control. When she pushed a button, the set viciously exploded. Mikita, however, still ended up with $1,800 from her three preliminary games.